‘Ninjas Stole My Weed,’ Claims Deliveryman
A medical marijuana deliveryman claims that he was “attacked by ninjas who stole my weed.” This after he called the cops last Friday night to report the crime. West Covina, California police Lt. Alan Henley said, “The deliveryman claimed that the ninjas chased him, and that they took a bag of money and pot that he dropped during the chase.”
West Covina police are unaware of any other crimes involving suspects dressed as ninjas, but thought it prudent to stake out local Taco Bells and doughnut shops. Just in case.