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Crooks, Underwear and Pot Pies!

Russell Neff
Wicomico County Sheriff's Department

You know it has been a wild night of partying when you find yourself sitting in a recliner in your underwear waiting for a pot pie to cook in the microwave.

However, if you change the scene and you find yourself inebriated in a strangers  house wearing your stained jockey shorts  while you wait for a frozen dinner to cook – you’ve got real troubles, brother.

Case in point, take Russell Neff, who according to the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Department, broke into a stranger’s home, stripped down to nothing but his “tighty whities” and then proceeded to cook a pot pie while the owner of the house hid upstairs and called 911.

Deputies found Neff  hanging out in the homeowner’s leather recliner, wearing nothing but his underpants, licking all over the remote control, and waiting for a chicken pot pie that he had found in the freezer to finish cooking in the microwave.

After a struggle, Neff was taken into custody where he was charged with first-degree burglary, malicious destruction of property, resisting arrest and theft of a chicken pot pie, which incidentally, he never got a chance to eat.

He is currently being held in the Wicomico County Detention Center on a $250,000 bond.

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