Here's one from the "Are you kidding me?" file. Maria Waltherr-Willard of Greenhills, Ohio is a 61-year-old Spanish teacher in Ohio. And she's suing the Mariemont school district for discriminating against her disability. Her disability, are you ready for this one... A FEAR OF CHILDREN.
Is your cell phone a permanent part of your hand? Always within reach and never out of your sight? Do you hyper-ventilate when you misplace your phone? Sounds like you suffer from 'Nomophobia'!