It's always fun when celebrities take a visit to their local MLB stadium to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. It's even more fun when they suck.
In the grand scheme of things, Detroit Tigers games haven't been plagued with too many bad first pitches. But...
MLB fans are old and getting older. Meanwhile, the league is busy dividing its fans along generational lines with controversial rule changes, all the while ignoring its emergency of irrelevancy among younger people.
Lou Whitaker was passed over again for the Baseball Hall of Fame but will still be honored next year. The Tigers have announced his No. 1 will be retired in 2020.