Since time began, husbands have been looking for ways to annoy their spouses. Today we're focusing on the financial implications of annoying your spouse!
Following a very rough patch in my marriage as I battled and defeated my problem with alcohol, I was bound and determined to make it up to her, and I think I pulled it off as we celebrated ten years together.
"Never again. That was WAY too close. I can't risk going back. I can't risk becoming that person again. I can be fun and entertaining without alcohol! I don't need it! Hell, I don't WANT it!"
We moved into a country house on a back road, and obviously the amount of insects that were able to get into our home multiplied exponentially. This turned my wife into the Rambo of pest elimination.