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Michigan Mom Tosses Kids Out of House So She Can Throw a Party
Mom of the year right here.
Detroit Officer Shows Up Drunk for Breathalyzer Training
The officer is being investigated, so we give you permission to laugh now.
Burton Police Close To Arrest In Motorcyclist Hit-And-Run
The police served a search warrant yesterday to gain access to a 57-year-old Otisville man's cell phone.
Ohio Woman Arrested For Talking Dirty to the Easter Bunny
We already have a feature called "What the Florida," but it might be time for an "Oh...hio."
Pic Showing MSU, Penn State Students Trashing FL Beach Goes Viral
You know, you can party and have a good time...without being a complete tool. It's possible.
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Watch Celine Dion Handle a Drunken Fan With Grace On Stage [VIDEO]
Some people are saying that she was TOO nice to the woman. What do you think?
A Tostitos Bag That’ll Tell You When You’re Drunk? Yep, It’s True
Have these in stock for your Super Bowl party!
![Drunk Falls Head First Into Creek, Cop Catches on Dash-Cam [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/87/files/2016/03/Lincoln-County-Sherrifs-Office.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Drunk Falls Head First Into Creek, Cop Catches on Dash-Cam [VIDEO]
It's moments like this that make me so proud to be almost two years sober.
![Cop Shows up Drunk to Mothers Against Drunk Driving Conference [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/87/files/2015/11/WFLA-News-Channel-8-via-YouTube.png?w=980&q=75)
Cop Shows up Drunk to Mothers Against Drunk Driving Conference [VIDEO]
How does a police officer make a bunch of M.A.D.D. members, uh... mad? It's easy! Show up at a meeting with the inability to talk.
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Playing With My SNL Action Figures: Weekday Update 10/16/15 [VIDEO]
They're not dolls, they're action figures.
Super Mario... Super Drunk?
Spending everyday of your life running through sewers in search of your girlfriend that was abducted by a mutant turtle can take its toll on any pixelated plumber.