Detroit Officer Shows Up Drunk for Breathalyzer Training The officer is being investigated, so we give you permission to laugh now.AJ
Burton Police Close To Arrest In Motorcyclist Hit-And-Run The police served a search warrant yesterday to gain access to a 57-year-old Otisville man's cell phone.AJ
Ohio Woman Arrested For Talking Dirty to the Easter Bunny We already have a feature called "What the Florida," but it might be time for an "Oh...hio."Pat
Pic Showing MSU, Penn State Students Trashing FL Beach Goes ViralYou know, you can party and have a good time...without being a complete tool. It's possible.AJ
WATCH: Celine Dion Handles Drunk Fan On Stage With KindnessSome people are saying that she was TOO nice to the woman. What do you think?Pat
A Tostitos Bag That’ll Tell You When You’re Drunk? Yep, It’s TrueHave these in stock for your Super Bowl party!Pat
Drunk Falls Head First Into Creek, Cop Catches on Dash-Cam [VIDEO]It's moments like this that make me so proud to be almost two years sober. Jeremy Fenech
Cop Shows up Drunk to Mothers Against Drunk Driving Conference [VIDEO]How does a police officer make a bunch of M.A.D.D. members, uh... mad? It's easy! Show up at a meeting with the inability to talk.Jeremy Fenech
Playing With My SNL Action Figures: Weekday Update 10/16/15 [VIDEO]They're not dolls, they're action figures. AJ
What Happens When Super Mario Gets Super Drunk? [VIDEO]Spending everyday of your life running through sewers in search of your girlfriend that was abducted by a mutant turtle can take its toll on any pixelated plumber. Jeremy Fenech
Drunk Guy Wakes Up With A Tattoo…and He Thinks It’s Real [VIDEO]This is worse than the actual hangover!Pat
Australian Mascot Gets Stupid Drunk On Field [VIDEO] After this Lion roars onto the field, it doesn't take long for him to lose his battle with gravity.Jeremy Fenech