It’s The Weird, Wild World Of Walmart

Have you noticed that Walmart is often the setting for births, deaths, marriages and other strange events. I really do enjoy people watching at Walmart, I know the deals are great, but for me it's all about people watching. Somewhere, something weird is going to go down this week at Walmart. And next week, and the next. Take the jump and read more.

Maybe a man dressed in a cow suit, crawling on all fours, will steal 26 gallons of milk from a WalMart and hand them out Robin Hood-style to patrons in a parking lot, as allegedly occurred in Stafford, Va. in April.

Perhaps a glazed-eyed 20-year-old will take a truck filled with 338 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts from a Walmart before police find him drowsy and in possession of a bag of marijuana, as authorities say took place in Ocala, Fla., in March.

That's why I always say almost any imaginable aspect of American life can and does take place inside Walmart stores, from births to marriages to deaths. Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin once officiated a wedding at the Wal-Mart in her hometown of Wasilla. So if you're bored today, go hang out at Walmart.