Patrick Bateman
Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy
It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.
Nintendo Controller Coffee Table Is Completely Operational
If you’re an old school gamer who’s more than a little flustered with today’s controllers or you just like to feel really small, this Nintendo NES controller coffee table belongs in your living room.
Zimbabwe Has Female ‘Sperm Hunters’ That Rape Men
Male hitchhikers in Zimbabwe are refusing to get into cars driven by women for fear of being raped.