Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Some of Barbara Walters’ ‘Most Fascinating People’ Aren’t All That Fascinating
On a recent episode of 'The View,' co-host Barbara Walters teased bits and pieces of her annual 'Most Fascinating People' list, which this year includes the British boy-band One Direction and 'Fifty Shades of Grey' author E L James.
Blargh.
Robert Pattinson Hates ‘Twilight’ More Than You Ever Will [VIDEO]
Much like the majority of the population over the age of 14, Robert Pattinson has always been very vocal about how he thinks the 'Twilight Saga' is an awful, awful mess of a series, even moreso as the movies wound down to their (thankfully) inevitable conclusion.
And now we have irrevocable video proof of such.
Jon Bon Jovi’s Daughter Stephanie Arrested After Possible Heroin Overdose [UPDATED]
Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, the 19-year-old daughter of Jon Bon Jovi, was arrested at Hamilton College in upstate New York on Wednesday morning after an alleged heroin overdose.
Lindsay Lohan Angers Barbara Walters. You Won’t Like Her When She’s Angry. [VIDEO]
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Is Barbara Walters gonna hafta cuttabitch? In her genteel way, maybe. Let's just hope there are pictures.
The journalist discussed perpetual mess Lindsay Lohan with her 'The View' co-hosts, mentioning that Lohan backed out of a '20/20' interview only to agree to a Q&A with Jay Leno instead -- and Walters is none too pleased about it.
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Pregnancy Rumors Do Not Make Babies Appear in Jennifer Aniston’s Womb
Hey, guess what? Jennifer Aniston still isn't pregnant.
Stop trying to knock her up, internet. That's not how babies are made.
Britney Spears In Talks to Have Someone Else Write Her First Novel
Britney Spears may soon be able to add "author" to her resume, because she's currently in talks to write her first novel. Just imagine her future book joining the shelves beside literary greats like Jane Austen, James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker and Henry James.
Now imagine all those authors screaming in horror from the Great Beyond.
Rihanna + Katy Perry Allegedly Spatting About the Worthless Chris Brown
Unlikely BFFs and singers Katy Perry and Rihanna are reportedly having a bit of a tiff right now over a man. And not in the usual way women fight over men in soap operas and sitcoms -- this stems from Rihanna letting abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown back in her life.
When You Tweet Upon a Star: Celebrities Dish About Hurricane Sandy on Twitter
As Hurricane Sandy starts its journey up the east coast, we average citizens aren't the only ones concerned about the state of emergencies being announced to deal with the so-called “Frankenstorm.”
Thankfully, celebrities have been taking time out of their busy schedules of doing nothing of import to voice their innermost meteorological concerns on Twitter. And unlike Lindsay Lohan, not everyone t
Will Smith Becomes a Human Time Machine at Gabrielle Union’s Birthday Party [VIDEO]
Rejoice, for Will Smith the rapper is not dead! He was apparently just on an "off" portion of his on-again, off-again hiatus, having come out of rap retirement to gift pal Gabrielle Union (and in turn the world) with some freestyle beats. And party like it was 1995.
Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Finally Runs Out of Lies and Hands In His Notice
Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good.
But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week
Levi Johnston + Sunny Oglesby to Tie the Knot in Belated Shotgun Wedding
After welcoming their first child together -- the unfortunately named Breeze Baretta -- former Bristol Palin impregnator Levi Johnston and girlfriend Sunny Oglesby are all set to walk down the aisle -- about nine months too late.
5 Celebrities Who Almost Look Better As Zombies
On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that.
We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.