I want Creed's stapler. True story.

AJ is watching The Office for the umpteenth time right now. Seriously, I've lost count. And I'm not complaining, because I, too, love the show. Watching at least one episode a day is good for my mental health, and that's no joke.

If you're super fans like us, you can now own prop items used in the show. Everything from the Band-Aids used by Andy during the rabies 5K to a stapler from Creed's desk, scripts from specific episodes and Dwight's wolf artwork.

The auction closes on October 5th, and dare I say, some of the items are actually...AFFORDABLE.

My only problem is - where does the money go? Directly to NBC?? Not to a charity????? Weird.