Woman ‘Drop-Kicks’ Cake at Michigan Kroger And We Can’t Stop Laughing

The "incident" happened on Saturday at a Kroger in Bloomfield Township.

She (who has not been named...yet) arrived at the store on Telegraph Road to pick up a Batman vs. Superman cake for her 7-year-old, and was unhappy with the decoration.

She reportedly went behind the bakery counter to fix it herself, when employees asked her to leave. She then moved to the front of the counter, where she DROP KICKED the cake.

“The action caused pieces of cake and frosting to be strewn about the bakery section of the store,” the news release said. No, seriously. "The woman also reportedly “stepped on (the cake) several times” and shouted an expletive while yelling, ‘They … ruined my 7-year-old’s birthday cake!’”

She also kicked over a "wet floor" sign on the way out.

Police interviewed the woman; she admits being upset about the cake but says that it "slipped" out of her hands.

Need I say more?