Remember: marrying a Canadian does NOT automatically make YOU Canadian, but it's a start. 

This happens during every election - half the country is thrilled, the other half threatens to move to Canada. I'll be honest - I don't know ONE PERSON who has actually followed through on that threat, but this might make it easier.

It's called Maple Match.

 The unfathomable horror is coming soon, but we've got your back.

via MapleMatch.com

Believe it or not, it was started by an American...in TEXAS! LAST WEEK! BEFORE THE ELECTION! The app claims to give you the freedom to date internationally, for free, safely.

Here's the kicker: if you do, in fact, marry a Canadian, you do not automatically become a citizen. You still have to complete an application process. But, this is a good start, no? Or should we say...eh?