This Stinks: Detroit-Area 1st Grader Banned From Armpit Fart Act at Talent Show [VIDEO]
Armpit farts are as much a part of being a first grader as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but seven-year old Eric Henze won't be allowed to show off his extraordinary skills at the school's talent show.
Eric is 'gifted' insofar as he's able to make flatulent noises with not only his armpits, but also with his legs, neck, and ears, according to his mom, Emily Henze. But when the principal of St. Clair Shores' Violet Elementary got wind of his act, she shut it down.
"If they won't let me do it, I won't. I'll just watch," Eric told WJBK-TV. "It's funny. It's not inappropriate."