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“I’d heard of the Lake Michigan monster, but never did I expect to catch it myself," said the Canadian tourist.

"I mean, she's been gone a lot. I guess she's been running. All I know is that she hasn't been home to make me dinner," said her husband Pat.

You didn't get the memo?  Either did Facebook.  Rumors have been flying ever since the Weekly World News reported on Saturday that the social network would cease operation on March 15th.