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Gingrich is a Quitter + Obama & Clinton BFFs + Long Line to the Summer Olympics – Heller's Monoblog

Andy Heller — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:24:27 +0000

It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog! Two good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me. Newt Gingrich said last week that he was preparing to quit the Presidential race this week. Don’t tell us you’re preparing to quit. Just quit. Like Dark Helmet told the crew in ‘Spaceballs’: “Your [...]

Osama bin Laden, Newt Gingrich + Marijuana – Heller's Monoblog

Andy Heller — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 13:25:06 +0000

It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog! Three Good Jokes and One Bad One — You Decide Which is Which A report this week said Osama bin Laden spent his last days in the middle of a nasty hen fight between his youngest wife and his oldest wife, who was described as [...]

Newt Gingrich 'Promises the Moon' on Campaign Trail

J. Patrick — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:33:36 +0000

Newt Gingrich is a politician. Which means that, like any politician, he will promise you the moon if it will get your vote.In a speech at Cape Canaveral he wowed the audience with his promise that, as President, he would push to colonize the moon.

Mitt Romney Delivers David Letterman's Top-Ten List [VIDEO]

George McIntyre — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:24:54 +0000

As Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich continue to battle for the Republican nomination, Romney took an opportunity to appear on the "Late Show with David Letterman" and deliver a dry, but witty "Top Ten List."

Hit the jump for the "Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like To Say To The American People."

Newt Gingrich Offered $1 Million to Drop out of Presidential Race

George McIntyre — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:08:13 +0000

Talk-show host Michael Savage has offered presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich a cool million out of his own pocket to drop out of the race. Savage doesn't think the Republican has a real shot at the White House, and feels that Mitt Romney has a better chance of beating Barack Obama.

On his website, he refers to Gingrich as a "fat, old, white man." Ouch. Read details of the offer after the jump.

Newt Gingrich Running for President

J. Patrick — Thu, 12 May 2011 11:49:49 +0000

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is officially running for President.

The Republican figure confirmed his long-awaited announcement on Wednesday in a video posted to YouTube, in which he said, "I believe we can return America to hope and opportunity ... There's a much better American future ahead."