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Twitter Jokes About Manti Te'o Abound

J. Patrick — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 22:44:33 +0000

If your 'perfect girlfriend' dies of cancer and it turns out to be a hoax, who do you blame? That is the case for Notre Dame's linebacker Manti Te'o. The full story of how this hoax happened is yet to come out, but take a look at the compilation of Twitter jokes and see what everyone is talking about.

20 Jokes About the Duggar Family Having a 20th Child

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:00:23 +0000

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have announced they are expecting their 20th child, due in April. The Arkansas couple and stars of TLC’s ’19 Kids and Counting,’ clearly love children, so while they busy themselves sprucing up their nursery yet again, we thought we’d honor their 20th bundle of joy with — what else? — 20 jokes about having such a large family.

10 Jokes About the Rapture

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:00:06 +0000

So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.

So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you’ve got good ones? We’d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.