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Bikes, cars, skateboards, shopping carts, kiddie pools, milk - they all provide plenty of opportunity for failure when stupid or clumsy people are around. You'll feel better about your year when you watch College Humor's video of the biggest fails of 2011. (This gets the "not suitable for work" tag because of some language. But, what would you say if any of these things happened to you?)

Bad Joke: How does a blonde go up an escalator? Bad Joke Answer: The wrong way. In this amateur video, a “blonde woman” (as she is referred to by the very mature internet today) spends an inordinate amount of time and energy doggedly climbing an escalator because she’s (wait for it) riding it in the wrong direction.

I think this video is from Germany. These teens use a scooter to spin a merry-go-round. It actually works pretty well - for a few seconds. I'm torn:  As a viewer, I think this video is hilarious! As a father of teenage boys, not so much. What are your kids doing when they're unsupervised?

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, 63-year-old Janet Hardt was hospitalized shortly after she injected her face with heated beef fat -- talk about a botched plastic surgery procedure. However, authorities have determined her death was not from the injections. Find out more after the jump.

If you have a weak stomach, or are easily offended, you may not want to continue reading. If you're still with me, prepare yourself. A 43-year-old woman in Ireland died from a severe allergic reaction she suffered after having sexual intercourse with a dog.

The topics that come up after every Superbowl performance always hit the internet with fury. This video shows that no one really knows the true lyrics to the National Anthem.

Christina Aguilera has the right kind of voice to belt out a memorable national anthem. Unfortunately, her performance at Super Bowl XLV will be remembered for the wrong reason. As you've probably heard, Aguilera flubbed the anthem, forgetting the lyric "oíer the ramparts we watched." Aguilera is far from the first person to botch the Star Spangled Banner. Check out last night's flub an