Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Memoir Proves He’s an Even Bigger Tool Than We Thought
We know one person who's probably very happy Arnold Schwarzenegger won't be baahck: that saint of a woman known as Maria Shriver.
In his new tell-too-much autobiography, Schwarzenegger describes how he set a new bar for douchebag husbands the world over by doing little things like keeping secrets and having affairs and, you know, impregnating the help. And now we all get to hear about it, whether we want to or not.



