Oh, you guys. *rolls eyes, puts back home made Taylor Swift fan shirt*

You've been fooled again by your resident Internet jokers, Funny Or Die, if you fell for the latest in Taylor Swift rumors. Funny Or Die, an entertainment website full of shenanigans spearheaded by Will Ferrell, posted this poster on their social media accounts after learning about Taylor Swift's penchant for showing up at parties and doing a show:

Funny Or Die via Facebook

Sadly, no. TayTay will not be showing up in Flint to dispense water and tunes. I'm pretty sure the rest of the 'tour' stops are suspect as well.