Author Tom Bower's biography of the Ex American Idol Judge 'Sweet Revenge:  The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell' hits bookstores tomorrow, and it just may serve up a bit more than we really care to know about Cowell.

Simon says, or in this case, Simon demands the following:

  • Twice annual Botox injections
  • Regular colonic irrigation
  • Regular chest waxes
  • Intravenous vitamin injections
He also insists on using only black toilet paper (?!?) and when he travels, takes along two suitcases of eye drops, bath salts and lotion.
If there's a 'high-maintenance' person in your life, pick up 'Sweet Revenge'. It should make you feel a little better!