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  • Rick Santorum has pulled out of the presidential race. He said he wants to briefly catch up with his family then get right back to his life’s true calling – scaring the hell out of women.
  • Detroit Lions Mikel Leshoure is sticking to his story that the marijuana he tried to swallow during a police stop was mostly potpourri, and I believe him. Although to be honest it could be the holiday cinnamon potpourri I’ve been smoking. The arresting officer didn’t buy it, by the way. But he did tell Leshoure that his breath smelled lovely.
  • The Three Stooges movie opens this week. It’s about three guys who maliciously and intentionally try to hurt one another. Or kinda like the New Orleans Saints.
  • And finally, Best Buy is closing 50 stores in America and opening 50 in China. Apparently they want the stores closer to the people who have jobs and can afford the merchandise.

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