A review of a local diner:

Yelp

Dinner theater. No extra charge.


A review of a local nail salon:

Yelp

We think anything over 244 hours is perfectly acceptable.


A review of a local moving company:

So negative. You know what you need? A friend. Lots of friends. Lots of big, strong friends.


A review of an area Walmart:

Yelp

Relax. Martians need pajamas too.


A review of a Flint restaurant:

Yelp

Rumors of their fish being good have been greatly exaggerated.


A review of a local car dealership:

Yelp

Although a diet rich in fiber is good, we suggest you look for a vending machine.