People Who Gave One-Star Yelp Reviews for Flint Businesses Don’t Deserve to be Mocked, but We’re Doing it Anyway

A review of a local diner:

Dinner theater. No extra charge.

A review of a local nail salon:

We think anything over 244 hours is perfectly acceptable.

A review of a local moving company:

So negative. You know what you need? A friend. Lots of friends. Lots of big, strong friends.

A review of an area Walmart:

Relax. Martians need pajamas too.

A review of a Flint restaurant:

Rumors of their fish being good have been greatly exaggerated.

A review of a local car dealership:

Although a diet rich in fiber is good, we suggest you look for a vending machine.