Obama vs NBA Fatherhood + Kim Kardashian’s Infamy + Driving Keith Olbermann – Heller’s Monoblog
It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!
Two good jokes and one bad one – you decide which is which.
- According to one of his wives, Osama bin Laden fathered four children while on the run. That’s pretty good. Not NBA level, but good. One difference, though. In the NBA, they wait until after they father a kid before going on the run.
- Kim Kardashian tops Forbes magazine’s list of the most overexposed celebrities. I think that’s Forbes’ way of saying, “Please, god, make it stop.”
- Before being fired, Keith Olbermann, Current TV anchor fired different eight car services because the drivers smelled bad and talked to him. I know what you’re thinking: “There’s something called Current TV?” (And listen, Keith, if you work for Current TV, you’re lucky if anyone talks to you, OK?)
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