In case you're wondering, my use of the word 'canned' in the title of this article (instead of 'fired') was totally intentional. If it's fifth-grade humor you're looking for, I'm your man!

An Adrian Michigan woman has been fired from her job after police say she baked laxatives into brownies she took to a coworker's going away party. According to Fox 2, the woman and the departing employee had experienced work tension in the past.

Police in Saline acted on a tip from another employee who suspected the woman's intentions and reported her suspicions to management at the engineering and manufacturing business.

Police are not releasing the name of the woman who was terminated.

The brownies were confiscated before they were eaten.