"...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

Is anybody selling those shirts yet? You should. And send the money to the victim's family.

29-year-old Doug Stewart, who is serving a life sentence, took authorities to a wooded area in Kalamazoo County on Monday where he buried the body of his estranged wife, 32-year-old Venus. He left two stumps at the site so he wouldn't "forget" where she was.

She disappeared in 2010 after moving back to Michigan from Virginia; she had accused Doug of domestic abuse and molesting their daughter. He was convicted of her murder in 2011.

In exchange for the information, he received an Xbox to play with in prison, so there's THAT.