Woman Describes Hailstorm With Extreme Enthusiasm

Michelle Clark didn't hold back when describing the hailstorm that rolled through her Brookshire, Texas neighborhood. Kapooya! Kapooya! No, she didn't hold back one bit. Kapooya!

Move over, Sweet Brown, 'Ain't Nobody Got Time For That' lady.

Why do TV news reporters always find the wackiest people to interview? No offense to you, if you've ever been on TV, and actually sounded articulate and intelligent. Yeah, sure you did...

Oh, and there's an Auto Tune version below. Of course there is.