Man Attempts to Time Travel, Destroys Two Businesses [VIDEO]
Having a hobby is healthy until you begin putting people or property at risk. When your hobby causes two businesses to relocate because you completely destroyed them, yeah that's a problem.
A Florida man drove his car through the front door of a Pensacola cash advance and a continued to plow through the adjacent casket company last week in an attempt to time travel. According to the best police report ever, 'He stated that he was driving at high speeds on the interstate in an attempt to enter a time portal, and that he did not leave the time portal until the crash occurred.'