That's it. I'm moving right now. **grabs cat, purse, and keys**

If you ever wanted to become a lighthouse keeper, but with class, here you go. According to the listing:

This is your opportunity to own your own private island in Michigan's serene Upper Peninsula. With over 2600 feet of water frontage, a remodeled lighthouse and land on the main land to land your boat, this is truly paradise.

Um, yeah, sign me up! Located in the Upper Peninsula near Goetzville, this lighthouse estate is on the border of Canada and the US in a stretch of tiny islands that become inaccessible once ice blocks up the Great Lakes, but I feel like that is more of a selling point. Excuse me while I try to budget out  $1.4 million. **counts change at the bottom of purse**