We all need a little "love" in our lives, but technically it isn't considered  an emergency.

Joshua Basso didn't really understand that concept. He is now in trouble after repeatedly calling 911 and requesting that female deputies come to his house and join him in the no-pants dance. After his seventh call in two days, police did show up at his door — to arrest him.

It probably shouldn't come as a surprise, but this isn’t the first time Basso has tried to use emergency service for sexual gratification. In 2009, he was arrested for talking dirty to a 911 dispatcher. A recording of that call is below, but we have to warn you that Basso says some NSFW things when he’s not breathing heavily.

 

He is being charged with seven counts of making fake 911 calls and one count of cracking us up.