You need a distraction, and I'm gonna give it to you.

Like this adorable schnauzer, Millie, who must've knocked over the bucket.

Or this hungry and impatient kitten that is NOT about to part with the can o' food.

Or this cockatoo, who can't go to work because the football's on Sarah.

What about this guy, who interviews his guinea pig?

This gorilla has had just about enough of...everybody.

Did that help? If not, you have no soul.