I wanted to hate this story sooooooo much, but I can't. I just can't. It's loaded with bathroom puns, so many awesome potty puns that I didn't even catch them all the first time.

Fox 6's Ted Perry takes us into the men's room in order to explain that a 'so-called' bathroom bandit has been apprehended. Over the last year or so, the suspect has allegedly been clogging the toilets at a community center near Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Let me clarify, clogging them with plastic soda bottles.

The act caused significant damage to the facility which necessitated costly repairs.

Thanks to a tip provided by a citizen, a 33-year-old suspect has been arrested, providing this TV reporter the opportunity drop a heavy load of puns into the video below. Well played, sir.

I have the maturity of a 15-year-old boy, so bathroom humor and puns are -- shall we say -- right up my alley.