This is how we should ALL go out, am I right?!

When Sharah Currier and her siblings were faced with the difficult task of writing an obituary for their father, retired firefighter William Ziegler, they decided to forgo the common route of somber...and to make people laugh instead.

William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election.

He leaves behind four children, five grandchildren, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food.

William volunteered for service in the United States Navy at the ripe old age of 17 and immediately realized he didn't much enjoy being bossed around. He only stuck it out for one war. Before his discharge, however, the government exchanged numerous ribbons and medals for various honorable acts.

You can read the full obituary HERE.