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Kids in Mensa & Dinosaur Gas – Heller’s Monoblog

Kids in Mensa and Dinosaur Gas
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It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!

Three good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.

  • The high-IQ group Mensa has inducted two 2-year-olds. That makes me feel good. I couldn’t even answer the questions on “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” and now this.
  • One of the kids was being interviewed on the Today show but had to stop because she said she had to go poop. Don’t worry, kid, Larry King used to have the same problem all the time.
  • A researcher says dinosaur gas may have caused an early version of global warming. A spokesman for dinosaurs, however, disputes that claim saying, “Oh yeah, well, maybe he who smelt it, dealt it.”

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