Kermit The Frog Has Moved On To A New Slice Of Bacon, Everyone Loses It
What? Yes, Miss Piggy is not going to like this one bit.
I'm sure you've been following the scandalous happenings of Kermit the Frog, actor, Rainbow Connection singer. But if you have not, Kermit has recently split with his long term bacon, Miss Piggy for a new slice, Denise.
Kermit's new flame, Denise works for ABC. A source that is close to the couple has told People Magazine that they are starting to get pretty serious and Kermit is referring to Denise has his girlfriend. This totally smacks of the Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston love triangle/breakup that everyone is still sore about.
I'm sure we will all enjoy this crazy love story with The Muppets, a documentary on ABC that will show Kermit and his famous ex working together post-breakup on Miss Piggy's new talk show, Up Late With Miss Piggy.