We'd like to request that they add a "boiled denim" to this menu...but we don't know what it would taste like. 

DISCLAIMER: You will only love this menu if you know anything about the FX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If you've never watched it, you won't care.

There's a coffee shop in Grand Rapids, Michigan called Common Ground Coffee House.  

 

And while you're there, you can indulge yourself on drinks based on It's Always Sunny. Like the minty Kitten Mittens (which sounds like the best, to us).

Or how about something a bit sweeter, like Dayman?

Or for something a bit more tropical, may we suggest Rum Ham?

As super fans of the show, we feel like we have an obligation to make the drive west to try these out. Anybody want to join us?