After reading a ton of reviews, I decided to take the plunge and try it.

You can file this one under "middle-aged mom problems." When I was 7, I got my ears pierced. Badly. At the mall. They were uneven and the left one got infected. Which is why I advocate for parents to take their kids to tattoo/piercing shops and have it done professionally nowadays.

Aside from that, I wore a lot of cheap, heavy, dangly earrings until my mid-20s. This didn't help my already-droopy situation. As you can see, my earrings barely stay in and the holes are stretched out.
(That's what she said)

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So, of course, I searched on Amazon for a solution, and there were a LOT of them. One of them was called "Magic Bax" and the reviews were good...but was it worth $25 for two pairs? I decided to go for it.

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They came fast because, you know, Prime. I tried them out, fully expecting them NOT to work at all, because it was an "As Seen On TV" product.

The final verdict? THEY WORKED!

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As you can see the backs can show in the front if you don't position them correctly, but that's a small adjustment to be made for some major piercing droopage. Magic Bax get my two thumbs up, if you're having the same problem with your lobes.

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