Giant Sinkhole Threatens To Fix Detroit Once and For All [VIDEO]
Oh, relax, we're just kidding! We don't really want to see our neighbor to the south swallowed up by a giant sinkhole! But a large sinkhole, reportedly large enough to swallow two cars has opened at the intersection of Linwood and Monterey on Detroit's west side.
The sinkhole -- supposedly caused by soil erosion that caused a water main to break underneath the asphalt -- will take weeks to repair.