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No Bikinis in Volleyball + Jet Blue Pilot’s Excuse + Zuckerberg in Japan – Heller’s Monoblog

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It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!

Two good jokes and one bad one – you decide which is which.

  • The International Olympic Committee has voted in favor of dropping the requirement that female beach volleyball players wear bikinis. So apparently the entire committee is female. Not to be unkind, but who exactly is going to watch beach volleyball without the bikinis – sand enthusiasts?
  • They think they finally know what set off that Jet Blue pilot who went nuts on a flight. Apparently, the day before he’d actually been a passenger on a Jet Blue flight and he was pretty shaken by the experience: “No leg room, narrow seat, no meal, and now they want you to pay for carry-ons? My god, how do people stand it?”
  • On his trip to Japan, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg met with the prime minister. The first thing the prime minister said was, “The new timeline sucks, what were you thinking?!”

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