Introducing the iPhone 5s

As the world salivates in anticipation of Apple's big iPhone announcement scheduled for today, rumors swirl about what innovations the new handset will bring. Will it be the iPhone 5S? Will its Home button double as a fingerprint reader? Will it be a no-frills unit targeted at budget-minded consumers?

According to this video, the 'S' stand for 'same.' "We have become incredibly innovative...with our deception."

Hey, whatever. I made the switch to Android six months ago, and haven't looked back once!