If you see this criminal, do not approach him - he knows Unagi.

Police in Blackpool in the UK posted a picture to their Facebook page of a shoplifter who stole a case of beer from a restaurant, and the internet did what it does best and exploded with comments about it...because he looks like David Schwimmer.

Just read through the comments. They're amazing and everything you could possibly hope for as a Friends fan.

The police DID confirm that Schwimmer was NOT in the UK on that day, so it's not him. But that didn't stop David from making his own parody on Instagram, and we *clap* are *clap* HERE FOR IT!