I'd be willing to bet that his daughter has been mortified more than once.

It's no secret that no one is ever good enough for daddy's little girl and we all know what a potential date endures during that first, awkward meeting with dad.

During a recent "poetry slam" contest in Boulder, Colorado, this dad had some intimidating advice on what that poor, unsuspecting guy should know before he even thinks about ringing the doorbell.

He calls himself Jesse Parent and the video is titled "To The Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter." Hear and see Dad's words of warning in the video below.

Take note guys. Wash your car, make sure your pants aren't baggy and splurge on a nice bouquet of flowers.

This dad on steroids won't be easily impressed!