"Let my misguided, love is blind and stupid actions be your good luck."

You can find some pretty interesting stuff on your local Craigslist. Not to mention, it may not be the safest place to make a purchase. However, if I needed a wedding dress, I would totally buy this, just because of this line in the description: More stories upon delivery, and there are many many stories.

"I am selling a cursed wedding dress. I got engaged to a douchebag, hoping he would grow up with the new sense of responsibility. However, though he had a great job making much more money than me, he decided he couldn't donate a single penny to the event. And apparently, his OBSESSION with video games led him to try to convince me that healthy couples don't actually DO anything together. Also, god forbid there be a glare on the tv and he couldn't SEE clearly enough to play said video games, the curtains had to be pulled 24/7 so I was living a Vampires lifestyle. Add to that he was controlling, jealous, a hypochondriac, and paranoid, I guess it was my own stupidity (and an over-zealous maid of honor) that forced me to spend $600 on this dress. So, it is brand new, tags still attached. Size 14. Ivory, but the color Ivory that looks white, not the dark ivory. Let my misguided, love is blind and stupid actions be your good luck. This dress originally cost me about $600, and you can marry on a budget by spending only $125 on what is admittedly a beautiful dress. I will toss in a waist length veil for free. This dress comes with a plum colored sash. Can meet for delivery. Asking $125. More stories upon delivery, and there are many many stories."

I like detailed descriptions of what I'm looking to purchase. Excellent ad, my dear. Fingers crossed that you sell the dress!

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