How does a police officer make a bunch of M.A.D.D. members, uh... mad? It's easy! Show up at a banquet with the inability to talk.

From the 'You've got to be kidding me!' files out of Ft. Lauderdale, a police officer was attending a DUI law enforcement training seminar. Apparently, he misinterpreted the invitation as he was sloshed, stumbling all over the place with a bottle in his hand.