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Charlie Sheen to Chuck Lorre: ‘No One Cares About your Feeble Show Without Me’

Hollywood Reporter

The letter to “Two and a Half Men” Co-Producer Chuck Lorre is titled “Good Luck Chuck”.  The letter, which is actually more of an ego-maniacal rant, was released by TMZ, courtesy of It was sent just after the announcement that “Men” may be resurrected without the “winning” talent of Charlie Sheen:

“MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me,” Sheen wrote. “Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets. You were on your way out of Warner Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE. I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad silly fool.” He goes on to also call Lorre “a-hole p—y loser,” “nut-less sociopath,” “a stupid bitch,” “a narcissist,” “a coward,” “a loser” and “a spineless rat” and once again challenges him to take Sheen’s lawsuit against him to court. (Warner Bros TV as well as Lorre have been pushing for private arbitration.) “I’ll beat your chicken s–t soul in a court room into a state of gratitude.” In closing, Sheen mocks the recent ratings for Men, which drew a 2.0 rating in 18-49 with a repeat Monday. “The message is crystal clear; NO CHARLIE SHEEN. NO SHOW. And that’s exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It’s a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You’ve been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

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