Epic battles like The Empire vs. The Rebellion, the Romulans vs. the Federation, Coke vs. Pepsi, and "is a hot dog a sandwich?" all pale in comparison to the biggest battle of all... 'Star Wars' or 'Star Trek'?
Imagine that you had to use the restroom really, really bad. So bad that you can't help but hum that stupid 'Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now' jingle! When you finally make it, you walk into this!