Sure, on Super Bowl Sunday you could serve chicken wings and ordinary pizza WITHOUT  melted-plastic in the center, but why? With "Pizza Prints," you can dissolve your favorite team's waxy logo right into the cheese, and help your guests cut calories! Win win!

And nothing says, "I want you people out of my house, and next year someone else had better host!" like Pizza Prints!

Notice that none of the actors in this commercial actually take a bite of the product. Yum!