Sure, sawing all your possessions in half, mailing one half to your soon-to-be-ex, and putting the other half up for auction on eBay is sane. Normal. Indicative of a well-balanced, rational person.

That's how a man in Germany dealt with his loss, after a judge ordered him to give half of his possessions to his wife as part of their divorce settlement.

"Thank you for 12 beautiful years," the man says on his video, as he documents the process of, um, dividing their things.