Girl With Special Needs Is Over the Moon With Job Offer
We're almost as happy for her as she is.
Man Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where It Was Parked
Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.
Poll: Americans Shudder at Thought of Talking Politics on Thanksgiving
When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.
These Are the 10 Best Shopping Deals on Black Friday
Looking for the perfect present at the perfect price? We got you covered.
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Be a Gluttonous Pig
Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.
Pizza Hut Parka Will Keep You Roasty Toasty Like a Fresh-Baked Pizza
Talk about thinking out of the (pizza) box.
Dog With World’s Longest Tongue Is Utterly Wagtastic
This pooch is tongues of fun.
Reporter Interviews Chatty Man Who Knows Everything About Hurricane Irma
We all know about Hurricane Irma, but this guy *really* knows about Hurricane Irma.
‘Ventriloquist’ Dad Uses Bewildered Baby As a Dummy
This kid isn't quite ready for show business.
Lightning Strikes 15 Feet From Where Fearless Man Is Recording
They say lightning strikes twice. You just don't expect it to happen this close to you.
Kickball Player’s Whiff Is a Faceful of Dirt-Eating Hilarity
A swing and a miss has never been so painful. Or humiliating. Or painfully humiliating.
#BacktoSchoolComplaints Will Make You Long for Summer Vacation
The kids are going back to school, but they aren't the only ones unhappy about that.