Buffet of Skittles Bought with Frozen Money? – Heller’s Monoblog
It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!
Three good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.
- President Obama is urging Congress to pass what he calls the Buffett Rule. Newt Gingrich was initially in favor of it. Then he realized Buffett didn’t mean food.
- An artist has made a portrait of George Zimmerman entirely out of Skittles. In response, the NRA says anyone who is offended has the right to eat the Skittles first and ask questions later.
- And finally, this is weird. A survey says a quarter of the Americans who keep money at home hide it in their freezer. And you know what that means, right? They literally have cold, hard cash. Bwahaha!
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