I've never considered doing it...until now.

If you don't listen to the show and don't know me as a person, yes - I'm a proud crazy cat lady. I'm an equal-opportunity animal lover; I love them all. But I have more cats than any of my other pets - two.

Having two cats is better than television. Seriously. I've turned the TV off before just to watch them stalk each other and play around the house.

It's super fun and cute...until it's 12:48 AM and the toy is your leg.

Some nights, both cats are fighting on the bed. And frankly, I have to break that up fast so they don't hurt each other and I haven't had time to take a video.

My. Leg. Is. Not. A. Toy. Thank you very much.